1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,190 Right. One more time. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,430 The nuts are in the nuts box, 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,190 and the pretzels are in the pretzels box. 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,750 Right, yeah. No, where's the pretzels box? 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,190 On top of the nuts box. 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,630 Where's the nuts box? 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,590 Under the pretzels box. 8 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,230 Did you say something about pork scratchings? 9 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,430 For the love of Ollie Reed! 10 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,870 The pork scratchings box is empty because my last barman Zorro 11 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,430 went awol and didn't collect the delivery. 12 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:32,430 That is why I have sacked him and given you the job, remember? 13 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,670 Oh, yeah. 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,430 That is why I have to go to the port on my moped and track them down. 15 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,710 You've got a moped? 16 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,790 What do you think this is? 17 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,380 ~ A hat. ~ Hm. 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,080 Is she winding me up? 19 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,870 I can be wilder than the wind 190 miles an hour 20 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,670 I'm in a whole other dimension dancing doubles on the floor 21 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:03,150 You think I'm crazy A little bit hazy but I'm stone cold 22 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,830 I can be wilder than the wind 190 miles an hour 23 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:12,510 I'm in a whole other dimension dancing doubles on the floor 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:17,240 You think I'm crazy, a little bit hazy but I'm stone cold. 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,870 Brutus, I got the cat stuffed. 26 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,550 It smells a bit but I reckon if we get it back on Senor Alonso's balcony before he's back 27 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,430 from getting his hair plugs done, we can... And you're not Brutus. 28 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,950 Yeah. No. 29 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,190 Can you get Brutus? 30 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,270 I don't know. 31 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,670 Right. Do you know where he is? 32 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,470 ~ Oh, I don't know. ~ I'm getting that. Can you take a message for me? 33 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:42,790 ~ Uh... ~ You know what, don't worry. Zorro! Zorro! 34 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,510 ~ Hi. ~ Yeah, hi. How are you? Zorro! 35 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,870 ~ Yeah, no, I'm Zorro. ~ What? 36 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,150 The boss bloke says whoever does this job has to be called Zorro. 37 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,310 Zorro has been fired? 38 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,910 Have I? This always happens to me. 39 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,830 No, no, no not you, old Zorro. 40 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,750 Oh, right. Yeah. 41 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,470 The boss bloke says he hasn't turned up for like three days. 42 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,350 So now I'm him. Her. 43 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,190 OK. As it's your first day, I'll go easy on you. 44 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,830 On your marks - get set, mojito! 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,230 I don't know what to do. 46 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,320 White rum, mint, sugar, lime, soda water. Go-go-go! 47 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,470 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. Sorry. Sorry. 48 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,670 I'll make up my time at the end of my shift. 49 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,350 Bad news, old Zorro. Brutus has already replaced you. 50 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,630 Oh, what? I'm late for work by what, like 25 minutes? 51 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,110 ~ Three days. ~ Three days? What? 52 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,910 Where have you been? Tell me the whole story. Unless it's boring. 53 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,270 In which case do a bit out of the Lion King or something. 54 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,630 You be Simba, I'll be Zazu. No, wait. I want to be Simba. 55 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,950 You be Mufasa. 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,310 I've been at Gamberos Casino. 57 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,470 Cool. How much did you win? 58 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,630 ~ I lost 10,000 euros. ~ Well, count yourself lucky you don't have that kind of money to lose. 59 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,630 The casino gave me credit and... I used collateral. 60 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,030 What collateral? 61 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,830 ~ The bar. ~ This bar? The bar you don't own? That bar? 62 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,190 Uh, that bar, yeah. I lost the bar. 63 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,150 The bar you don't own. Brilliant. 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,110 The casino didn't think so. 65 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:02,950 They say that if I don't pay back within 24 hours, they're going to take my knees away. 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,750 Knees are overrated. Sorry, not overrated, essential. 67 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,790 It's OK. I did a deal. 68 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,590 Well done, you. What's the deal? 69 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,790 The casino needs a new investigator 70 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,230 and I told them that you would do it for... free. 71 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,070 ~ No deal. ~ But what about my knees? 72 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,790 Do you think I should help him? No, I don't think so. 73 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,630 Really? No. 74 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,220 Listen to your friend there, cat. 75 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,950 OK, I'll do it. What do I have to do? 76 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,150 I'll let Coco explain. 77 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,270 Of course, you better let Coco explain. Who's Coco? 78 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,070 She's my sort of, er, girlfriend. 79 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,990 She, er, sort of works at the casino. 80 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,980 Great. I can't wait to sort of meet her. 81 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,590 One mo... thingy. 82 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,990 Who are you? 83 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,590 Zorro, meet Zorro. Zorro, this is Zorro. 84 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,350 Zorro, Zorro's the new Zorro and you're the old Zorro. 85 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:56,030 One day, new Zorro, you'll be the new old Zorro and there'll a new new Zorro. Clear? Great. Let's go. 86 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,350 What? 87 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:03,040 MUSIC: Love Is The Drug by Roxy Music 88 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,350 I owe you, Woody. 89 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,310 Yeah, like that makes me special. 90 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,430 Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a 20? 91 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,550 Just to get some food. 92 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,800 Said the penniless idiot. 93 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,070 There's Coco. 94 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:27,830 One thing I must tell you - she doesn't know I'm broke. 95 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,270 A relationship built on lies and deceit. 96 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,790 It might actually have a chance. 97 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:37,230 Here he is again, my little honey monster! Give me some sugar. 98 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,910 Mm! Mmm mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm! 99 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,110 ~ That's a lot of sugar. ~ Mmm mmm! 100 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,510 I'm getting toothache over here. 101 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,510 Oh, for me, baby? Thank you! 102 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,670 Hi. I'm Coco. Entertainments manager for the casino. 103 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,190 That was some entertainment. 104 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,430 You must be Woody. 105 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,950 Please, call me Woody. 106 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,910 Mr De Luca, the casino manager, is expecting you. 107 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,030 ~ I'll take you over. ~ What about the honey monster? 108 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,510 I'm going to stick around here. You two go ahead. 109 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,300 No gambling, OK. 110 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,670 PHONE RINGS 111 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,990 ~ Zorro? ~ Boss. ~ I'm not your boss, you're fired. 112 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,630 You rang to tell me that? I know that already, boss. 113 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,590 No, I'm not your boss, you are fired. 114 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,630 Yes, I feel like you're not moving on. 115 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,030 Look shut up a minute, will you. 116 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,070 I'm at the port, and I'm looking for the delivery you didn't deliver, 117 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,150 but no-one knows what I'm going on about. 118 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,910 Just tell me what is the Spanish for - 119 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:45,150 "Where is my delivery of pork scratchings?" 120 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,750 Um... have you got a pen? 121 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,390 I think you're going to want to take this down carefully. It's um... 122 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:54,790 Don't you see that you ain't no good... 123 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,950 Mr De Lucas, here is the friend of Mr Zorro, the investigator. 124 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,550 PHONE RINGS 125 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,670 One a moment. I need to take a this. 126 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:09,230 PHONE RINGS 127 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,990 No, honestly - not for me. I'm the designated driver. 128 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:16,710 That reminds me, Coco. The boot of my car needs hosing out. 129 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,710 I will see it gets done, Mr De Luca. 130 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:24,070 My golf clubs are on the back seat. The five iron needs a good rinse. 131 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,520 Yes, sir. 132 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,990 Your friend Mr Zorro has got himself in a bit of a situation. 133 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:38,110 Luckily for him I require the services of a private investigator for my own... situation. 134 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,150 Would it be fair to say you're both in a pickle? 135 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,110 ~ You could say PEECKLE. ~ Not like that I can't. 136 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,550 I have discovered that somebody is stealing from the Casino Club Royale, 137 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,950 and that makes the Gamberos brothers extremely unhappy. 138 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,990 The Gamberos brothers? Are they the ones that did MMMBop? 139 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,990 ~ The Gamberos brothers own this casino. ~ Oh, I see. 140 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,670 So they bought it with the money they earned from MMMBop. 141 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,630 If I do not find out who is stealing the money, I get the chop. 142 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,270 They tie the chop around my neck and throw me to the dogs. 143 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,110 Why not get the police involved? 144 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,710 This is a casino, Mr... 145 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,670 No last name. Just Woody. 146 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:18,310 This is a casino, Woody. I prefer discretion. 147 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,910 Discretion's my middle name. 148 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,670 It makes up for not having a last name. 149 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,270 Which technically makes it my last name, which I don't have. 150 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,910 But I think we covered that. 151 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,390 Maybe this is a mistake. 152 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,670 Maybe you don't want to help your friend. 153 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,910 Believe me, I'm the right man for the job. 154 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,750 Or don't believe me. It's up to you. 155 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,830 But I'm the right man for the job, believe me. 156 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,150 So... you in? 157 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,310 Mmm, let me think. It was Hanson that did MMMBop. 158 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,430 ~ And yes, I'm in. ~ Good. 159 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,190 ~ I'll need somewhere to change. ~ You can use the back room. 160 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,980 ~ Where's that? ~ Out the back. ~ Clever. 161 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,190 Don't let me down, Woody. 162 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,240 Don't worry, Mr De Luca, I probably won't. 163 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,880 MUSIC: Word Up by Cameo 164 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,830 Yo pretty ladies around the world 165 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,750 Got a weird thing to show you So tell all the boys and girls 166 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,030 Tell your brother, your sister... 167 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,150 So glad you could make it, sweetie pie. You look divine. 168 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,070 So we're newlyweds - is that the story? 169 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,510 Heels over head in love, on honeymoon with money to burn. 170 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,390 ~ Mm, I thought that burning smell was you, Woody. ~ No Woody. Hazim. 171 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,150 Sorry. Hazim. 172 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,870 So, you ready? 173 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,880 I am now. 174 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,990 Gamberos Casino. The largest and only casino on the island. 175 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,870 Someone on the inside is on the take. 176 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,230 It's our job to flush them out. 177 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,430 So keep your eyes peeled for any funny business. 178 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,870 And if you hear me say the code word Moussaka, 179 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:58,230 go to the unisex toilet and take your top off. Any questions? 180 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,630 Who's the penguin? 181 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,630 Pit Boss. He runs the casino floor. 182 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,280 ~ Name? ~ Probably, most people have. 183 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,340 I think he likes me. 184 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:11,030 Yeah. He was winking at you. That's right. 185 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,910 And who's the shy retiring fellow out for the night 186 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,830 with his daughters? 187 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,030 ~ That is Senor Big. ~ Who? 188 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,070 Novelty record producer. You know him. 189 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,110 One hit wonder, earned a bucket of cash from... 190 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,630 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the one. Please don't sing it. 191 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:28,830 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah banana sun, tequila fun... 192 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,630 Thanks. Now I'm going to have that in my head for the rest of the day. 193 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,710 ~ Riding my banana... ~ Stop. Or I'm out of here. 194 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,710 Play nice. Or you won't feel the breeze of these. 195 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,630 ~ Courtesy of the management. ~ Oh. How very courteous. 196 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,230 Calm down. They're only borrowed. 197 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,550 We have to give them back when this is over. 198 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,880 But for tonight, as the song goes, let's get fortunate. 199 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:54,710 Oh, yeah. Blow for me! Agh! 200 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,960 Hey! 201 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,470 MUSIC: Get Lucky by Daft Punk 202 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:04,030 And our cups to the stars 203 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,990 She's up all night till the sun 204 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,870 I'm up all night to get some 205 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,750 She's up all night for good fun 206 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,110 I'm up all night to get lucky 207 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,190 We're up all night to get lucky... 208 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,190 Oh, yeah! 209 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,590 Oh, man. I love this place. What just happened? 210 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:23,470 ~ You lost 1,000 euros in two and a half minutes. ~ Amazing. What have we learned? 211 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,430 Great. We're really getting somewhere. 212 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,030 Buckle up, my small-eared friend. We're going back in. 213 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:31,840 The minimum bets are raised. A 100 euro minimum. 214 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,070 The dice are out. 215 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,470 OK, Joe. Let's flup shut the buffalo, put Big Red in the trouser press 216 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,950 and make him take the upsy minute chicken dinner. 217 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,230 Hit me with a seven! 218 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,550 In the hole. 219 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,710 ~ 12. ~ Snake eyes. 220 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,190 ~ Snake eyes is two. ~ Not if you have six snakes, then it's 12. 221 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,110 Look, six snakes, I win. 222 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,670 ~ 12 loses. ~ Are you telling me how to play craps? 223 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,920 ~ No, sir. ~ Well, could you? I have no idea how. 224 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,670 You should have rolled with one hand. 225 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,630 The dice have to hit the back wall. 226 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,230 A roll of two three or 12 is craps. 227 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:13,030 A come out roll of seven or 11 is a natural and a past line wins. 228 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:17,270 A player is bet on the various outcomes. This is Spain. 229 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:22,110 In America it's a different thing altogether. 230 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,030 One love 231 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,510 HE MOUTHS 232 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,230 One heart 233 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:32,630 Let's get together and feel all right 234 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,150 Hear the children crying 235 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,030 One love 236 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,670 Hear the children crying 237 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,670 One heart 238 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:44,870 Saying give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right 239 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,110 Say it - let's get together and feel all right... 240 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,190 Hazim? Hazim? 241 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,400 Hazim. Hazim! 242 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,790 Hazim! 243 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,310 Hazim, darling. You need to throw the dice. 244 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:03,350 Yes. I know that. That's how you play. Weren't you listening? 245 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,140 My serve. 15-40. 246 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,310 HE CHOKES 247 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,550 The dice... help! 248 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:18,400 Oh, no! My husband is choking! Give him room. He needs air. 249 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,030 I bet you'd never choke on dice. 250 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,790 I love men with strong airways. 251 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,310 Tell me, are you any good at breathing through your nose? 252 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,510 I certainly am. 253 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:32,080 Well, then, you're in luck. 254 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,950 I'm impressed. Where did you learn to use gaffer tape like that? 255 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,070 It's a long story. And if I told you, how do I know you'd keep quiet? 256 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,560 ~ Well, you could always use gaffer tape. ~ That's a good point. 257 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,310 I got your message. What have you got for me? 258 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:52,350 ~ Jackson! ~ We found him fiddling the dice on the crabs table. 259 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,430 Five billion trillion dollars I throw a double six. 260 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,990 ~ How old are you? ~ 12. 261 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,550 I see. 262 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,830 The only question now is - who's he working for? 263 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,510 Oh, I think I can answer that. 264 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,710 Mr Jackson here is working for me. 265 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,910 ~ Ah! ~ Shut up, Jackson. 266 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,230 Sorry, sir. 267 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,110 Mr De Luca, what is going on? 268 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,550 Wait, that's my line. 269 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,830 You don't get it, do you? 270 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,150 ~ You know about the dice. ~ Bingo. ~ Oh, I'm pretty sure it was craps. 271 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,390 We bring out the special dice for the high rollers, 272 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,990 the honeymooners, stupid men trying to impress their stupid wives. 273 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,790 Hey! How dare you call me his wife. 274 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,310 ~ So, you're single. ~ Shut up, Jackson. 275 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,350 ~ Yeah, shut up, Jackson. ~ Yeah, shut up, Jackson. 276 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,870 Isn't what you're doing a tiny bit... uh, what's the word? 277 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,350 Totally illegal? 278 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,150 Oh, well, then, I bring it up with my bosses. No, wait, hang on. 279 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,070 Three of them are currently in jail for killing the last person 280 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,470 who brought it up with him. 281 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,990 ~ I'm sorry I brought it up. ~ And guess what I just found out. 282 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,870 The other two are paying me a visit tonight. 283 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:50,390 If we don't find out who's ripping me off, I will have something ripped off you. 284 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,070 ~ He means your legs. ~ Shut up, Jackson. 285 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,430 Yeah, shut up, Jackson. 286 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,390 Mr De Luca, if I'm going to find your thief, then I'm going to need 287 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,790 a job on the casino floor. 288 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,150 I'll make it happen. 289 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,550 Oh, and for the record, I was referring to your arms. 290 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,870 Ha, hear that Jackson. He's going to rip off my arms - not my legs. You lose! 291 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,630 High five. 292 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,080 Too slow. 293 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,630 'First day on the job, it's important to make a good impression. 294 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:21,950 'My impression was a 35-year-old Armenian woman called Kimmy.' 295 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,150 Place your bets. Place your bets, gentlemen, with their ladies. 296 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,630 And whatever you are, darling, I'm not judging you. Here we go. 297 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,390 Ready or not. No more bets. 298 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,590 Too late, Mr Slow Coaches Man. Get it away. 299 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,040 Get! Get! 300 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,790 Ba ba-ra ba-ra, ba ba-ra ba-ra, ba-ra 301 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,670 Ba-ra, baddle-ee-ah ba! 302 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,230 Red number 27. 303 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,510 Anyone? None of you. 304 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,430 You lot are rubbish, what are you thinking? 305 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,630 Black 11. Red 36. 306 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,550 Yes, go - go on think about what you're doing. 307 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,400 Unbelievable. 308 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,270 PHONE RINGS 309 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,830 ~ Zorro? ~ Boss. 310 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,190 ~ Zorro, you are fired. ~ Yes, I know. 311 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,510 Well, you're re-fired. Like re-fired beans. 312 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,510 OK, boss, if you say so. See you later, OK? 313 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,030 No, no, no - no! Wait, wait, wait. 314 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,950 Before you go, what is the Spanish for 315 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,350 "Can I buy you a drink to apologise for what I just said about your mum?" 316 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,830 Uh, have you got a pen? 317 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,830 Place your bets, gentlemen. Don't be shy. Come on, darling. 318 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:38,110 ~ Change a 50? ~ Changes the 50. You're not meant to be gambling. 319 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,390 Woody! I knew it was you. 320 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,870 Honestly, though - my luck is changing. I can feel it. 321 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,510 I can see that. 322 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,230 ~ The night is still young. ~ It's 11 o'clock in the morning. 323 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,630 They've got to get some clocks in here. 324 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,000 ~ Hey, Mr Money Pants! ~ Ah. 325 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,070 I was thinking, why don't I get us some champagne for later to celebrate? 326 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,190 What are we celebrating? 327 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,710 ~ We're celebrating having some champagne. ~ Ah, ha-ha! 328 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,750 ~ That should cover it. Ciao, baby. ~ The... 329 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,550 How much money that you don't have have you given Coco? 330 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,830 It's not like that. 331 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,590 OK. It's a bit like that. But she's my girlfriend. 332 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,040 Come on, man. Forget about it. 333 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,110 What's with Senor Big and Coco Pops? Old friends? 334 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,830 Oh, Coco hates him. He used to be her manager. He treated her badly. Ooh. 335 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,350 ~ Coco was a singer? ~ She said he ruined her career. Stitched her up. 336 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,630 She still owes him money on her contract. 337 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,710 Lucky she's got you now, Mr Money Pants. 338 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,350 There is no more money in my pants. 339 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,430 OK, then. Mr Pants. Better? 340 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,390 Worse. 341 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,230 You can change this, please? 342 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,360 Changing 5,000! 343 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,230 Changing five. 344 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,070 Place your bets, please, gentlemen. 345 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,790 Foxy lady! Senor Big, he can get a drink? 346 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,360 Rusty nails. Glass of Bitters and two cubes of ice. 347 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,950 I like a lady who knows what I like. 348 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,270 I like a man who likes a lady who knows what he likes. 349 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,030 I hope you're a man who likes a lady who likes a man who likes 350 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,710 a lady who knows what he likes. 351 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,300 I like that too. I like it a lot. 352 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,910 I think... 353 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,190 Can we play? 354 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,550 I think we already are, darling. 355 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,270 Ooh. Ooh, ooh! 356 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,780 Place your bets. 357 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,310 She bangs, she bangs 358 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,830 She moves, she moves 359 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,510 Me enloquece cuando baila 360 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,350 Camina, no puedo parar 361 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,510 Esa mujer me va a matar... 362 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,100 Would you like to bet, Senor Big? 363 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,150 What about you, darling - hmm? 364 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,030 'It seemed both men at the table were pushing their luck. 365 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,870 'Senor Big was definitely up to something fishy. 366 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,750 'And Zorro was nearly out of chips 367 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,790 'but I could see he had a hunch. 368 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,280 'Actually, the one thing Zorro WASN'T short of was hunches.' 369 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,880 Black 22. 370 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,430 'But you couldn't call him a loser. 371 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,870 'He left before I had the chance.' 372 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,670 Just you and me, Mr Lucky Lucky. 373 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:24,630 OK. Boom ba-di bing ba-di boom bang bang. 374 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:31,750 ~ Ooh! ~ So Senor Big is feeling very lucky. Hey. Very big. 375 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,950 It's going to go on black 31. 376 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,710 Oh, my, darling, that is a big bet. 377 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,630 That's the way Senor Big like it. Boom, bang. 378 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,830 Ooh, well, you're in luck, darling. 379 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,760 Whoops-a-daisy! 380 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,870 Oh... 381 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,990 Ah-ha-ha! Bang! 382 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,030 Senor Big, he win big again. 383 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,590 Oh, my God, Mr Lucky-Lucky, come here, darling. 384 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,790 ~ Oh, sweet-a-potatas. ~ Come here, darling. 385 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,350 ~ Oh, yes. ~ Hot maracas. 386 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,430 Oh, my darling, yes. 387 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,110 Oh, God. 388 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,300 Oh! 389 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,590 You'd better have some news for me. 390 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,910 If I don't find that thief soon, you're looking at a dead man. 391 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,030 ~ Right, OK. ~ And that dead man is looking at a dead man. 392 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,070 ~ Yup, gotcha. ~ And the first of those dead men is 393 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,270 the dead man who is going to make the second of those dead a dead man. 394 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,070 You're losing me now. I mean, I understand what you're saying, 395 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,510 I'm just bored. 396 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,550 You had news? 397 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:38,030 I've sniffed around and the staff on your casino floor 398 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,310 are a useless bunch of halfwits, so it's none of them. 399 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,950 I know that. Tell me something I don't know. 400 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,070 Squirrels are carnivores. 401 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,270 ~ I didn't know that. ~ Also, I've got a hunch 402 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,350 it's someone in your senior management. 403 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,590 ~ Who? ~ I need some more time. 404 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,590 I don't have time. The Gamberos brothers arrive tonight. 405 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,110 Here's what we do - we organise a dinner for the Gamberos, 406 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,910 and their senior staff, then all we need is some entertainment to 407 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,150 distract them until I can work out who the thief is. 408 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,070 What entertainment? 409 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,870 So, you think you're going to... 410 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,550 To entertain us tonight, 411 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,550 would you welcome the illusionist extraordinaire, 412 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,540 the amazing Sigmund? 413 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,990 Boom! Kick! 414 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,630 I am amongst you. 415 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,870 Let magic rain. 416 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,950 Yes! Uh-oh. 417 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,550 Excuse me, Madam, what's this in your ear? 418 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,030 It's silver earwax. 419 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,390 It's a kind of magic. 420 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,430 Good evening, 421 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,310 I am the amazing Sigmund of Sigmund and Robin, RIP, 422 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,350 fourth highest grossing illusion act 423 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,470 in the PortAventura 1998 summer season, 424 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,750 and that was one hell of a season. 425 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,590 But wait! 426 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,910 The pigeon has disappeared. 427 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,030 Thank you. 428 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,350 Mr and Mr Gamberos, 429 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,390 can I just say? It's a real pleasure to have you with us. 430 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,510 How were your journeys? 431 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,480 Terrific. What this night needs is some magic. 432 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,150 Uh-oh. What's this in your other ear? 433 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,190 It's... 434 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,870 more silver earwax. 435 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,830 Remember, it's all an illusion. 436 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,310 What is it? 437 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,350 An illusion. 438 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,550 That's close enough. 439 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,110 And now, a trick of the cards... 440 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,790 You, sir, take this pack, 441 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,230 pick a card, any card and write your name on it. 442 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,990 Then pass the pack around the room. 443 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,550 Everyone, pick a card, and write your name on it. 444 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,030 Remember, it's all an illusion, 445 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,030 but it will blow, blow, blow 446 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,910 your minds, minds, 447 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,230 minds, minds, minds, 448 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,070 minds, minds... 449 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,550 Bl-bl-blow your minds, 450 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,110 your minds, your minds... 451 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,190 What about this one? Is this your card? 452 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,790 ~ No. ~ Correct. 453 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,390 ~ This one? ~ No. 454 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,350 Correct. This one? 455 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,070 ~ No. ~ Correct. 456 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,830 This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we illusionists call 457 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,750 the art of misdirection. 458 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,230 I am making you believe that I do not know which one is 459 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,630 Phillipe's card, 460 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,510 and just at the point you are losing faith in me, I say to you... 461 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,430 Is this your card? 462 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,630 ~ No. ~ Correct! 463 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,830 But tonight, while you have been focusing on the cards 464 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,270 the real magic is happening somewhere else. 465 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,830 I ask you all to follow me. 466 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,110 Come, let me blow your minds, minds, 467 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,950 minds, minds... 468 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,350 I'm going to blow your mind if you don't solve this. 469 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,630 Do you know who the thief is? 470 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,910 Be patient. 471 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,300 All is about to be revealed. 472 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,280 Ha! 473 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,550 Boom! Kick! I am amongst you. 474 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,870 Why do I care? Who are you? 475 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,590 I am the entertainer Sigmund of Sigmund and Robin, RIP, 476 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,510 and I can reveal to you all that Senor Big here is about to 477 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,070 make the casino's money disappear. 478 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,590 Someone from this casino has been tipping him off 479 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,510 with information about rigged tables. 480 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,990 ~ Boom! ~ What? 481 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,310 What? 482 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,270 Here's the deal, Senor Big, you tell me who's tipping you off, 483 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,550 you walk away. 484 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,510 Never. Senor Big will reveal nothing. 485 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,990 This is between me and her. 486 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,070 Her? 487 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,190 Damn. 488 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,790 ~ No. ~ Coco. 489 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,150 Coco? No. 490 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,070 ~ Although thinking about it, possibly, yes. ~ Zorro! 491 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,790 Everyone knows you owe Senor Big money 492 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,510 after you walked out on his contract. 493 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,430 You thought you could use the casino to pay him back. 494 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,870 That is not true. 495 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,470 That is all true. She come up with the whole scheme. 496 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,470 Tell them about the napkins you get delivered with your drinks. 497 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,190 All from Coco. 498 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,950 The first napkin is telling me that her scheme 499 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,510 is payback for the money that she we me, 500 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,470 and all the other napkins, they tell me which tables are rigged, 501 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,860 and when I should play them. 502 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,750 Get out of my casino. 503 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,470 Ahem. 504 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,390 Their casino, and give me back my money. 505 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,670 Ahem. 506 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,830 Their money. 507 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,990 Senor Big is not happy that you ruined this for him, magic man. 508 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,550 Well, tell Senor Big that referring to himself in 509 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,920 the third person is the first sign of madness. 510 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,040 I will tell Senor Big to tell him. 511 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,350 Coco, time to go for a little walk. 512 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,830 No, I'm innocent. Zorro, please, baby, help me. 513 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,430 Wait! 514 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,230 I may have only known Coco for two or... five or... 515 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,790 I don't know, 40 hours. 516 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,910 But in that time, I have grown to trust her. 517 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,430 Except with money. 518 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,030 This woman has been systemically draining me of cash. 519 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,030 Sorry, this isn't going very well. Can I start from the beginning? 520 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,470 Before you do, I have one more trick to perform. 521 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,990 Earlier on, I asked you all to write your names on a playing card. 522 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,270 Mr De Luca, is this your card? 523 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,270 Of course it is. It's got my name on it. 524 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,830 Beautiful handwriting, 525 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,720 which exactly matches the writing on Senor Big's napkins. 526 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,350 It's you, Mr De Luca, who's been ripping off the casino 527 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,510 all along and trying to pin it on Coco. 528 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,870 Ta-da! 529 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,030 As they say, or as I say... 530 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,550 Boom! Kick! 531 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,990 You can stop doing the voice now, Woody. 532 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,870 Oh, yeah. Don't move a muscle. 533 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,110 GUN CLICKS 534 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,790 Is that what I think it is? 535 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,110 Depends if you think it's two psychotic casino owners 536 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,230 pointing guns at you. I'll give you a little clue. It is. 537 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,310 I'll take that. 538 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,310 Mr and Mr Gamberos might want to enquire - where were you? 539 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,030 I think it's time we all took a little walk. 540 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,110 ~ Oh, shut up, Jackson. ~ Yeah, shut up, Jackson. 541 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,830 Yeah, shut up, Jackson. 542 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,950 I mean, really, there is no need... 543 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,990 MUSIC: Love Is The Drug by Roxy Music 544 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,830 Oh, oh 545 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,510 Love is 546 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,550 Love is the drug. 547 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,510 So, no way back for you and Coco? 548 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,590 It's over. 549 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,030 She said she couldn't be with 550 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,150 somebody who didn't profoundly and utterly trust her motives. 551 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,710 ~ She found out you were skint. ~ Yeah. 552 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,590 Look on the bright side - girlfriends are overrated, 553 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,070 knees are essential. 554 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,750 Or is that the other way round? 555 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,390 Relax, everyone. 556 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,950 I have the pork scratchings. 557 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,360 New Zorro! Bloody Mary. 558 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,590 Well, well, well, if it ain't old Zorro. 559 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,670 You are barred, old Zorro. 560 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,750 Please, boss, give me one more chance. 561 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,150 Me and new Zorro are doing fine, thank you very much. 562 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,110 Oi, one lager and lime. 563 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,590 Yeah, absolutely fine. 564 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,310 I mean, it's not even a lime. 565 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,300 Rules is rules, old son. You need to go. 566 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,070 I'll get my things. 567 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,310 ~ Where's my drink, new Zorro? ~ Can't do you one. 568 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,390 ~ Why is that? ~ We've run out of lemons, 569 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,470 and lager... 570 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,230 and vinegar. 571 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,070 I don't want one of them, I asked you for a Bloody Mary. 572 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,270 Oh, that was you? 573 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,320 I done that yesterday. 574 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,670 Here. 575 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,910 What is that? 576 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,060 Boss, as a goodbye present, I made you this. 577 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,870 Yum-yum. 578 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,470 Stop right there, old Zorro. 579 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,790 You are going nowhere. 580 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,910 Yes, boss. Thank you, boss. 581 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,790 In my country we have a saying that... 582 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,630 Yeah, yeah, sounds amazing. Write it down. 583 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,910 Welcome back, new Zorro. 584 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,630 I thought I was new Zorro? 585 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,830 No, you are new old Zorro. 586 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,550 ~ Eh? ~ I think that means you're fired. 587 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,550 This always happens to me. 588 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,750 What is that horrible noise? 589 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,030 It's my voice. 590 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,870 No, not that. That. 591 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,750 That's Senor Big - Banana Sun Tequila Fun. I love this song. 592 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,070 I hate this place. 593 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,920 I love this bass. 594 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,390 Have you ever met Sheila? 595 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,430 She likes a cold tequila 596 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,150 Have you ever met Anna? She rides my hard banana 597 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,950 Have you ever met Honey? She gets hot when it's sunny 598 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,910 And then she goes, "Honey" When I squirt cream on her tummy 599 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,310 Ooh 600 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,440 Ooh 601 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,830 Ah 602 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,310 Oh, oh, oh, oh Banana, sun, tequila, fun 603 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,590 Oh, oh, oh, oh Banana, sun, tequila, fun 604 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,630 Oh, oh, oh, oh 605 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,830 Banana, sun, tequila, fun 606 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,870 Oh, oh, oh, oh 607 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,020 ~ Banana, sun, tequila, fun ~ Riding my banana 608 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,560 Riding my banana 609 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,590 ~ Riding my banana ~ Oh, oh, oh, oh 610 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,750 ~ Banana, sun, tequila, fun ~ Riding my banana 611 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,910 Oh, oh, oh, oh 612 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,230 ~ Banana, sun, tequila, fun ~ Riding my banana 613 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,350 Oh, oh, oh, oh 614 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,080 ~ Banana, sun, tequila, fun ~ Riding my banana. 615 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:55,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0